Just for future reference

Hi, I'm Alexa. This is me.


Some call me Lex. Some call me Lexers. A select few call me Arexa. I also answer to catcalls and the word "chocolate." I'm 20 years old and I live in sunny St. George, Utah.
This is my life.
This is Notboyfriend.



I call him that because sometimes I slip and call him Boyfriend. And we haven't had the "DTR" yet so technically, he's not my boyfriend. Hence his name, Notboyfriend.

I have lots of best friends.


I like them, so I keep them around.

These are my roommates.


We used to have another one, but we didn't like her. I mean, She didn't like us. I mean. We ate her.


And last but not least, my family.
My mom is a single mother with me and a four year old boy.


My mom is my best friend in the whole wide world.
This is my fairly recent ex-stepdad. Although he is no longer entirely relevant in my life, my poor, dear mother still has to deal with him for another sixteen years or so. That poor woman.



My parents split when I was three. My dad remarried when I was eight and he has three kids besides me. My stepmom's name is Kristin but I call her Kwiden. Don't ask me why. You can call her that too, if you'd like. All of my friends do, even my mom and my mom's mom call her that.


And I think that's just about everyone. Now that that's out of the way, let the stories begin. Put on your seatbelts, everyone, my life is one hell of a ride.